Blame it on kismat

Situation 1 :-

Kid : just 2 more marks and i would have crossed that bloody topper for once in my life.....but meri toh kismat hi bekaar hai...

Situation 2:Girls out on a shopping spree

Girl : Meri choice ka kuchh nahi milta iss poore sheher mein.meri toh kismat hi sadi hui hai...

Situation 3: A pathetic punjabi singer singing in a voice more pathetic than the channel itself

Guy watching tv: Ye aatthvi fail log bmw par ghoomte hain...aur hum engineers baith ke integration kar rahe hain

Mom: aisa nahi hai, all your friends have managed to get respectable jobs with handsome salaries

Guy: and me??? still lazing around at home...saala kismat hi kharab hai

In different situations in our life, it happens often that we blame things on kismat.

Someone has to take the blame and its lot more easy to blame life and kismat, as they dont give back a reply or yell at you for being such a moron.

So its a good way to get relief from all that you wanted but couldn't get anyhow...

But i never understood this kismat theory till date.I mean..you have resources,you have things more than you actually require and most importantly,you have a brain...y not use it.

Okay,don't shout at me for this "free-pravachan"(for which i shud pay u to listen), m not intending at showering fokat ki advice on anyone.just putting down what i feel.

Well, i guess it's all a game of satisfaction and faith in yourself.

Some people believe that if blaming on destiny gives you mental peace,then why not?
because it's all for attaining peace in stressful times.

And then people listen to all those "Songs of Hope" :-

(even i have my own collection ;) )

1.Allah ke bande-Kailash kher

2.A hero lies in you-Mariah Carey...this one's amazing

3.saaiiyaan ve-from the movie tara rum pum

4.hai jazba junoon toh tu himmat na haar

jo kare justjoo vo chhuye aasmaan -by the band "Junoon"

5."lakshya"-title track

6.Yaha ke hum sikander- movie : jo jeeta wohi sikander

7.A song that goes like...

Duniya maane bura toh goli maaro,

Darr ke jina hai koi jina yaaro

Yaaro pe sada jaan karo fida....

8.Dil Chahta hai-title track...cool

Anyway, have you ever felt like blaming anything on your destiny??You may also share your collection of such songs ;)

After a long break...

Finally, my college started today after a long break of one complete month + 10 days 25 minutes and 18 seconds.(engineers are precise at everything,you know) Okay,that may not be too long for some but for a person as vella* as me,they were like unending years of sleeping, eating, and repeating with boredom and berojgari as icing on the cake (And,you know,that old saying..idle mind = devil's workshop).

For the jaankaari of my audience-

*vella = a person who has got nothing to do(except making other's lives miserable) is called vella in punjabi

How many books can one read, how many movies can one watch, how much tv can one view...

and that too when shows like sach ka saamna and Rakhi ka swyamwar are on air

Anyway, i would have watched if it was cyrus broacha ka swyamwar, or leonardo dicaprio ka swyamwar, or david beckham or even brett lee.

So, after all this, the most eagerly awaited day came(guys are more eager.....should i mention the word "birdwatching" or checking out new chicks).Subah-subah saj-dhaj ke, everyone boarded the bus to college, which was khacha-khach full with new faces.As we reached college(read central jail) our excitement levels were pulled down by the scene at college.Freshers, both guys and girls, being treated as "nazuk kaliyaan" by the professors,authorities and staff.

Not even intro yaar! That's too much. Now, it isn't like...isse vo ghis jayenge.Neither are we gonna eat them up with chilli sauce and heinz ketchup.

Who's gonna tell them, kis professor ko kaise patana hai, how much buttering is required on whom, who is a heartless moron, which one has the most beautiful soul, who is dhokhebaaz, least and most attendence is required in which subjects, best places for different tasks, best authors, about notes,inside stories and so on...

Chalo agar baad mein ye sab ho bhi jaye, but hamara itna bada fun element khatam hi kar diya.

But koi baat nahi, hum bhi apni seniorgiri execute kar ke hi rahenge.

Okay, there have been some serious cases regarding ragging fuchhas...like the recent aman kachroo's case-

and many more...

Kanpur

Student admitted to the hospital after ragging

Nursing College, Anantapur

Student committed suicide due to ragging. The parents of the victim forced her to go to college even they were knowing about the ragging accident.

Stanley Medical College, Chennai

21 students suspended for ragging MG College,Kerala

Girl attempts suicide after being ragged by seniors on regular basis.

GMC, Jammu

First year student ragged by senior girls which led to tissue injury.

St Soldier Therapy and Rehabilitation College in Jalandhar

The case of sexual harassment. Students refuse to die down. Case registered.

Mallabum Inst. Of Technology

Student was forced to consume narcotics.

IHM Kolkatta

Senior students forced Ashumendra to consume alcohol and non-vegetarian food. When he refused, he was slapped.He sustained serious injuries on several parts of the body.later he was left on the railway tracks near Sealdah railway station.

Lekin........the more you prevent something, the more it happens.

so, why don't these guys make ragging official ??? like... in presence of authorities.

hence, ensuring fun and safety......that is....sab khushh.What do you say??Shouldn't it be made a healthy tradition??

Funda zada ho gya na?? koi baat nhi.Talking about "love aajkal", i watched it expecting it to be a hilarious affair, but turned out, it was just one of those @#$%^# romantic hindi movies.Moreover...the punjabi they use...(actually "overuse")...in hindi movies.. is pathetic.

Now, do you expect me to keep talking endlessly? and that too on monday...the most horrible day of the week??

Signing off for today :)